"And the answer is 'what is my penis' ...what do you mean I'm wrong!?"

Don't ask about that title xD I don't even know...okay well I do but I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT FITS QUITE YET

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I am feeling better, for the record. The stomach bug from hell finally moved out, after making my stomach feel flippy and bubbly and all sorts of gross weird on Friday. I seriously though I was going to give birth to something, I believe on DC I dubbed it a stomach gremlin and gave it to Jessy. O_O Mom got the sickness too..So it was contagious.

I did get my books Friday, one expensive ass one for biochemistry I doubt we'll use more than 5 times, some book for life beyond the classroom, and I still need one for the Lyrics class I signed up for, but looked like none were in yet. The total should still be under $250, unless Mike Miller decides we need a book. He better not or I'll hassle him!


Saturday Keith and I just sort of hung out, until we went to see Joey and take him to the bar. Kyle, Josh, and Brian were there too and after her car fucked up, Sarah also joined. I tried "Sex on the Beach" this time as a tribute to Rose and...omg..I had five of the damn things, SO GOOD. Oh and a Red Death :3 I didn't get smashed though lol, this was over the course of about 4 hours. We spnt most of it playing pool, and I bought Joey 3 or 4 drinks, also got Sarah one. I guess the bartender had been told to cut me off at one point and I was like "That's strange...I'm buzzed but not really drunk". Besides, Joey and Brian had a lot, if not more. I realized later though, some of those drinks I actually carried back to Joey, they probably thought I bought more for myself than I actually did. We walked back in the cold to the apartment but it didn't bother me. I went out about an hour later with Joey and Josh to the gas station...

Cumberland Farms at 3 am in Lyndonville on a SATURDAY is messed up. It's like the crap of the town congregates there after they're done drinking. There was one guy acting like a drama queen in the isle going "Omg I should never have left town, nothing happens in this town without me, freakout freakout" and just...everyone was kinda shifty, even the one guy I knew xD I got my juice, Josh got his munchies, and Joey got his..whatever and we got the hell outta there. I finished off Joey's vodka and we sat around and all talked for a while x3 Went to bed at like 4:30 am...we were on the floor though which sucks. Most people can take the floor but I guess I'm a real baby, it just hurts my back a lot and I'm never comfy x.x

Today I sat on my ass in their armchair. They played Halo most of the day, so I went along on a trip to Price Chopper and to get Sarah's car, and then came back and uh..sat. I was just so tired and headachey for a while! Sarah made me Mac and Cheese. I felt bad..she made some chicken if I wanted it for the Tacos (Joey had a Mexican birthday dinner x3) but having drank the night before, combined with BEING HIT WITH THE SMELL OF MEXICAN...nooooooo. Had some nachos, chatted, and ran outta the kitchen xD

We ended by watching his new Family Guy DVD's, flashback! It was the same set we watched the night I got and named Ferreldawg.

...Ferreldawg came with me overnight. Keith was like "aren't you old for a stuffed animal?"
I let him know I'm not the only person I know over 20 who drags a stuffed animal around with me. Heck a few of the people I know are here on LJ.

Yanno, who says you;re too old for a stuffed animal anyway? It's just another thing. He keeps his silly butterlfy knife on him at all times. For defence? Hardly. Brain told me he keeps his knife on him just because he has to have it or he feels weird. Josh told me he carries around his memory stick. Knives are manly and all, and sticks are useful but I'll take my stuffed dog xD Seriously I don't get why bringing a stuffed dog somewhere is weird if it makes you feel comfortable, maybe that's just me.

Except Ferreldawg is totally alive, so.

OH YEA some girl came up with Joey's best friend (..Joey and said best friend sang to each other along with Steven Lynch's "If I Were Gay", it was moving but also quite odd, and funny when the cd paused and they kept going xD) ...anyway the girl brought he UBER CUTE DOGGY who was scared of me when I stood up but when I was sitting down, she kept puting her little paw in my hand. What a sweet little doggy :)

I have not done much since I got home..got online and did some rping, decided to watch movie. Ellen screams "BLADES" so I watch Blades XD I tried to fanfic during it and she reminded me of her Jeopardy idea, so I'm working on that buuuut..I didn't get shit done after all on it xD But I'm definetly mulling it over for work tomorrow and later this week. Aw Chazz will be fun....

I have icons to work on as well.

AND I HAVE A LOVELY JIMMY PICTURE I get to color by delory :) *Supa excited for the challenge* I'm gonna have to sit and stare at it and some screenshots a while but once I get going..mwahahaha.

I also have a picture I wanna do...Oddi suggested I draw her and I and it sounds like a lot of fun! I wiuld have started tonight if I wasn't kinda really tired.

Anyway...good night overall. Found a Blades headband I want and a shirt. I talked to Ellen about like..how I get easily fixated and stuff about my Xena obsession and that was actually pretty nice, lately I'm getting the hang of ACTUALLY talking to people, getting there, gettin there. Ahaha.

Wow I just babbled a lot! I worked myself into a better mood than I was in when I got home, so that's nice :3

Monday is free...and school is Tuesday, but somehow I think I'll survive - the first week anyway xD

Now off to bed, before I do that thing where I see shit move. That freaks me out. Lol.

Grrrr

Yay for reasons to hate Mondays x.x

Me: *Walking around in kitchen* You know I can't tell if I'm hungry, it sucks my appetite is still dead-

Mom: DON'T STEP IN MY DIRT!!! I was going to vacuum there but when you wake up late I have to clean late around you because you just get in the way!!!

Me: O_O I've been up for a few hours... (why the hell can't she clean before I get up as well?)

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Me: *In my room getting some dirty clothes together, lalalala*

Mom: We need to vacuum this room! And I'm washing those sheets, I don't care!!

Me: Okay, wash them-

Mom: YOU WON'T CLEAN THE ROOM FOR VACUUMING! AND YOU WERE ALWAYS IN THE BED!

Me: I did last week, but then a few hours later was when I got sick so I was in here.

Mom: You don't do anything, you don't even put away your clothes!!!

Me: I put away ALL my clothes O_O

Mom: OH YEA!? What about *mystery pile I hadn't seen*

Me: Oh, okay.

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Mom: I'm not cleaning around your TV shows all the time!

Me: You mean the 2 hours scattered throughout the day that you always stop and watch too?

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Mom: I'm NOT waiting 3 hours to finish my cleaning so you can watch TV!! *Random yelling*

Me: ..I'm not even watching TV right now.


Annnd then when I came in here to scan a picture she just flew into some yelling rant about how lazy I am and how much I suck. I was listening until she said I get up and go "You old people, you work around me" ...just..what? I closed the door and that pissed her off even more and she yelled at me for closing the door to a room I don't own and I'm not allowed to do that.

She closes it on me all the time though when she doesn't want my music to be too loud or she doesn't want the tiny bit of light getting into her room. She's TOLD me to close it before.


The woman has entitlement issues, seriously x.x She loves to tell me how everything in this house isn't mine over and over, and this is HER house and so on. When she feels angry about me using the computer, she yells at me about this not being my room since it's the guest room.

It's like this EVERY DAY now! Used to be a couple times a week but every day. I don't get it. I'm not even in her way most of the time, and if there is the slightest hance I might be, she throws a fit and tells me. If I'm on the computer, I'm lazy, but if I'm doing anything in the living room or my room or the kitchen, ANYWHERE I'm in her way.

What's worse is she like..imagines me saying things x.x Like I'll roll my eyes at her or whatever and she'll go into this tangent about how I'm an awful brat, and I'll never succeed and I'll be a fat pasty nerd...my favorite was when she claimed she was going to move out of this house before I do because I'm such a loser. LOL yea okay. She won't even get a job, and the time is well past that she can claim it's due to me. I don't need her around like when before I had my license and such. She won't look for a job, she just cleans and bitches every day. And talks about how much she hates Vermont.

You moved here Einstein, it's not my fault you moved to the sticks or that you got pregnant. Fuck.


x.x I can't wait to move out.