kittybeard: (Jimmykiss)
Okay, so here is one of the stories I wrote for [ profile] queer_fest. I wrote 2, I'm not sure how I feel about the other one so I only put it on the community itself. This one I worked on pretty hard though and I like it.

I SAY THIS STUFF AS IF MY FLIST IS GONNA READ. I've said this before, I know I'm posting for like...not a dead fandom, but a freakin quiet one so sometimes I wonder if I just look st00pid.

Here is my prompt: any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.

I chose it for the challenge. I'm far from asexual, Chazz is even FARTHER so~ Had someone read over this because I didn't want it to come off as insulting accidentally or some shit.


Title: They EXIST!?
Author: [ profile] xenafox
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing/characters: Jimmy/Chazz
Rating: Hard R?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLADES OF GLORY. Or Jimmy and Chazz. And unfortunately not Will Ferrell.
any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.
Summary: Jimmy doesn't want to have sex and CHAZZ DOESN'T GET IT.
Warnings: Um...idk. I wouldn't say the parts I wrote that do involve sexual stuffs are porn, they really aren't that graphic. Buuut...*flail* JUST KNOW that there is some description, given the nature of the fic and well, CHAZZ.
Author's Notes: Nothing really. Again I am def not asexual and I'm really sorry if I got anything warped or wrong or whatever. I asked for some opinions from friends who do identify this way and there was research, but, you know.

Beta'd by my lovely friend [ profile] invderlava

There are just some concepts that sex addicts DON'T. GET. )

Man date

May. 9th, 2011 09:37 pm
kittybeard: (Awwwww)
I are bad fan, I did not know this occurred til I saw F!S today.

kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Jenna Fischer is hot. Like really, REALLY hot. You know, Blades of Glory is like...the movie of sexy people. Will Ferrell, Jenna Fischer, Jon Heder with the teeth...

Boring Labor Day. Or is that, relaxing?

Stolen from [ profile] marianlibrarian

Shipping Meme

Six ships you're into right now.

02 → Xena/Gabrielle
03 → Finn/Kurt (Glee)
04 → Tenchi/Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
05 → Miguel/Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)
06 → Allen/Terry (The Other Guys)

Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.

Really, I still like these ships, I just don't actively care

07 → Shenzi/Scar (THE LION KING LOL)
08 → Jareth the Goblin King/Severus Snape (Labyrinth/Harry Potter)
09 → Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)

Three ships you never liked.

10 → Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
11 → Xena/Ares
12 → Joey/Chandler (Friends)

Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.

13 → Rachel/Quinn (Glee)
14 → Chazz/Stranz

kittybeard: (Jizzed in my Pants)
Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Man. I NEVER post fic on my LJ...and I rarely ever write it for the public anymore anyway. It's either for me, or as a gift, or in one case, a project.

Posting this where you all can read it makes me nervous know what? It's a stupid worry xD Most of you who would find this dumb aren't going to read it anyway!!


Title: Something More
Fandom: Blades of Glory. THIS IS ALL I WRITE.
Pairing: Jimmy/Chazz hurr hrr.
Warnings:: VERY GAY.
Rating: PG-13 for langauge, sexual situations
Wordcount: 5797
Summary/REASON: This was written for [ profile] lgbtfest . My prompt was as follows:

Any fandom, any character, The character could come out, but doesn't want to; he or she would rather be seen as someone who does well at his or her occupation, or a brave person, or a creative person, rather than being seen as an LGBT person being good at his/her job, an LGBT person being brave, or an LGBT person being creative.

So I ran with it, and not sure I did it right according to the comm, but Jimmy and Chazz are in an established relationship, and it's hard when one partner wants to come out and the other DOESN'T.

An onto le fic! )
kittybeard: (Lol Gay)
Moar 30 Day Meme

Day 12 → Whatever tickles your fancy

Let's go with a skit that ends up with Will Ferrell and Ben Stiller undressing each other and having some sorta weird sex. The H. is O., why had I not seen you til now!? Oh yea, because everyone and their brother has shit removed from the web because of "UH OHS COPYRIGHTS!" .... ...It really is the gayest I've seen him though, holy cow, I may have blushed watching this O_O

And now self pimping. I made a Blades of Glory video, yaaaaaay. Jimmy and Chazz were just asking for this song!

In other news, I will take a picture of my Christmas tree soon. I want to finish wrapping the things around it so that no one gets a sneak peek at their Xmas prezzie...mwahaha. Yea, I need to get this shit mailed. I have one package ready to go but I'm unsure about it...meh. Need a box the right size anyway.


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