kittybeard: (Balls of Fire)
klnnsen I HAVE WANTED TO MAKE THIS VIDEO FOR A MONTH. Not Megamind, did a Blades one because I think the song fits like an XL condom on Chazz's dick.



It's 4 am. I was very tired at work today and doing this tonight. *Whimpers and hauls tail off to bed*
kittybeard: (Jimmykiss)
Okay, so here is one of the stories I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] queer_fest. I wrote 2, I'm not sure how I feel about the other one so I only put it on the community itself. This one I worked on pretty hard though and I like it.

I SAY THIS STUFF AS IF MY FLIST IS GONNA READ. I've said this before, I know I'm posting for like...not a dead fandom, but a freakin quiet one so sometimes I wonder if I just look st00pid.

Here is my prompt: any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.

I chose it for the challenge. I'm far from asexual, Chazz is even FARTHER so~ Had someone read over this because I didn't want it to come off as insulting accidentally or some shit.

FOR THE RECORD I REALLY THINK JIMMY COULD BE EITHER WAY, I JUST PREFER THE WAY WITH CHAZZ'S HAIRY SACK BANGING AGAINST HIS ASS LOL HAVE THAT VISUAL.


Title: They EXIST!?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xenafox
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing/characters: Jimmy/Chazz
Rating: Hard R?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLADES OF GLORY. Or Jimmy and Chazz. And unfortunately not Will Ferrell.
Prompt:
any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.
Summary: Jimmy doesn't want to have sex and CHAZZ DOESN'T GET IT.
Warnings: Um...idk. I wouldn't say the parts I wrote that do involve sexual stuffs are porn, they really aren't that graphic. Buuut...*flail* JUST KNOW that there is some description, given the nature of the fic and well, CHAZZ.
Author's Notes: Nothing really. Again I am def not asexual and I'm really sorry if I got anything warped or wrong or whatever. I asked for some opinions from friends who do identify this way and there was research, but, you know.

Beta'd by my lovely friend [livejournal.com profile] invderlava

There are just some concepts that sex addicts DON'T. GET. )

Holy...

May. 7th, 2011 01:47 am
kittybeard: (Underpants + Belly :D)
This week offered me things smothered in chocolate and well...

Something I saw on Conan and almost didn't dare to believe

BUT IT'S REAL



My life is a better place now.
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
I HAD AN URGE. To write established relationship sorta fluff. All because I listened to a goddamn French song. (so i can safely blame this on [livejournal.com profile] jmie). But I needed there to be more meat to it.

So I tackled a Jimmy-Chazz relationship issue. I'm sure they have em. Chazz is afterall a BIG MANLY MAN and probably ain't into everything Jimmy is.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

Okay, here we go xD

Title: Stupid Boat Ride (...XD yea, idk. It will make sense!)
Wordcount: 5059
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13. NO SEX SRY.
Summary: Chazz has to find a way to deal with the things that Jimmy likes.

Clever fic quote goes here )
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Jenna Fischer is hot. Like really, REALLY hot. You know, Blades of Glory is like...the movie of sexy people. Will Ferrell, Jenna Fischer, Jon Heder with the teeth...

Boring Labor Day. Or is that, relaxing?

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] marianlibrarian

Shipping Meme

Six ships you're into right now.

01 → CHAZZ/JIMMY DUH
02 → Xena/Gabrielle
03 → Finn/Kurt (Glee)
04 → Tenchi/Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
05 → Miguel/Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)
06 → Allen/Terry (The Other Guys)


Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.

Really, I still like these ships, I just don't actively care much..lol.

07 → Shenzi/Scar (THE LION KING LOL)
08 → Jareth the Goblin King/Severus Snape (Labyrinth/Harry Potter)
09 → Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)


Three ships you never liked.

10 → Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
11 → Xena/Ares
12 → Joey/Chandler (Friends)


Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.

13 → Rachel/Quinn (Glee)
14 → Chazz/Stranz

QUESTIONS )
kittybeard: (Jizzed in my Pants)
Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

:D
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Man. I NEVER post fic on my LJ...and I rarely ever write it for the public anymore anyway. It's either for me, or as a gift, or in one case, a project.

Posting this where you all can read it makes me nervous but...you know what? It's a stupid worry xD Most of you who would find this dumb aren't going to read it anyway!!

SO

Title: Something More
Fandom: Blades of Glory. THIS IS ALL I WRITE.
Pairing: Jimmy/Chazz hurr hrr.
Warnings:: VERY GAY.
Rating: PG-13 for langauge, sexual situations
Wordcount: 5797
Summary/REASON: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest . My prompt was as follows:

Any fandom, any character, The character could come out, but doesn't want to; he or she would rather be seen as someone who does well at his or her occupation, or a brave person, or a creative person, rather than being seen as an LGBT person being good at his/her job, an LGBT person being brave, or an LGBT person being creative.

So I ran with it, and not sure I did it right according to the comm, but Jimmy and Chazz are in an established relationship, and it's hard when one partner wants to come out and the other DOESN'T.

An onto le fic! )
kittybeard: (Sorrow)
TBS just advertised that they'll be showing Blades on December 6th. Once something goes to TBS, it's there A LOT. Like every months or every couple of months they cycle through Wedding Crashers, Old School, Music and Lyrics, Talledega Nights, and a couple of others I can't remember at the moment. So...it's only a matter of time before Blades becomes one of those that they make their movie or the weekend where they show it like 3-4 times from Friday - Sunday.

Because I'm a REALLY sad fangirl, I did nearly fall out of my chair just to watch the advertisement *rolls eyes and headdesks* Oy.

Anyways...this combined with the fact I saw it on sale at Walmart for like $5 makes me go "UGGGH I DUNNO HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS" XDD It makes me sad cause that movie is priceless in my opinion but hey, that is the way of comedies and movies over a few months old.

So I'm torn between "nooooo D:" and also feeling optimistic that tons of people will watch it on TBS or something or more people might buy it and SOMEDAY THERE WILL BE A NEW FAN OR TWO.

Ooh blades i love you so much ;_;

...This has been a fangirly post xD

In other news, my earphones stopped working yesterday and I fucking loved those things. I can't survive a day without a walk/music so I had to go right out and buy a new pair this morning.. *watches money float away* Whatever, paid training tomorrow and I'm Christmas shopping online anyway.
kittybeard: (Fuck You We're Drunk)
I AM SO DRUNK

I LOVE MAIA

AND I LOVE JESSY

AND I LOVE KERI

AND I LOVE CHELSEA

♥♥♥ ☻

boys won;twalk with us cause they have videogame

MAIA LET'S GO I WANT MICKEY D'S XD


I LOVE CHAZZ

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY FRIENDS

btw Kevin yiu are cool xD

fuck I'm, s sorry I;m jhust drunk

I want to meet Chelseeaaaaaaa maybe I can make it when she is in NY :3

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