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Okay, so here is one of the stories I wrote for queer_fest. I wrote 2, I'm not sure how I feel about the other one so I only put it on the community itself. This one I worked on pretty hard though and I like it.

I SAY THIS STUFF AS IF MY FLIST IS GONNA READ. I've said this before, I know I'm posting for like...not a dead fandom, but a freakin quiet one so sometimes I wonder if I just look st00pid.

Here is my prompt: any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.

I chose it for the challenge. I'm far from asexual, Chazz is even FARTHER so~ Had someone read over this because I didn't want it to come off as insulting accidentally or some shit.

FOR THE RECORD I REALLY THINK JIMMY COULD BE EITHER WAY, I JUST PREFER THE WAY WITH CHAZZ'S HAIRY SACK BANGING AGAINST HIS ASS LOL HAVE THAT VISUAL.


Title: They EXIST!?
Author: xenafox
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing/characters: Jimmy/Chazz
Rating: Hard R?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLADES OF GLORY. Or Jimmy and Chazz. And unfortunately not Will Ferrell.
Prompt:
any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.
Summary: Jimmy doesn't want to have sex and CHAZZ DOESN'T GET IT.
Warnings: Um...idk. I wouldn't say the parts I wrote that do involve sexual stuffs are porn, they really aren't that graphic. Buuut...*flail* JUST KNOW that there is some description, given the nature of the fic and well, CHAZZ.
Author's Notes: Nothing really. Again I am def not asexual and I'm really sorry if I got anything warped or wrong or whatever. I asked for some opinions from friends who do identify this way and there was research, but, you know.

Beta'd by my lovely friend invderlava

( There are just some concepts that sex addicts DON'T. GET. )

I HAD AN URGE. To write established relationship sorta fluff. All because I listened to a goddamn French song. (so i can safely blame this on jmie). But I needed there to be more meat to it.

So I tackled a Jimmy-Chazz relationship issue. I'm sure they have em. Chazz is afterall a BIG MANLY MAN and probably ain't into everything Jimmy is.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

Okay, here we go xD

Title: Stupid Boat Ride (...XD yea, idk. It will make sense!)
Wordcount: 5059
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13. NO SEX SRY.
Summary: Chazz has to find a way to deal with the things that Jimmy likes.

( Clever fic quote goes here )

Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

:D

After my hella grouchy entry, I almost feel required to post this.

Incidentally, the only time I looked around the comp and at the newest episode of the Simpsons on Sunday night was...JUST in time to see this. LOL.

CHELSEA ASKED FOR IT AND BY GOD AND TINY ANGSTY JESUS, I DELIVERED.



BLAME THE ROBOT UNICORN AAAAHHHHHHHHH

chelsea ilu, thanks for a insanely fun and inspiring task ♥♥

Continuing the fabulous 30 Day Meme

Day 05 → Your favorite quote

Lawl. I don't really have one...I guess the quotes I like are either really funny or came from something moving. The ones that come to mind immediately are

"Get out of my face!"
"I'll get INSIDE your face!"
- Blades of Glory lol that has always cracked me up because wtf and way to sound gay.

O_o there's an entire site that's just http://www.bladesofgloryquotes.com weird i have never seen this before and i search the movie all the time!

"the sparkling twirly man spin!" THANKS TBS FOR ADVERTISING THE MOVIE AS I WRITE ABOUT IT LAWWWWWL. And they just gave away the ending wtf!

.....


Other faves include:

"I'll need to see that set list for Sectionals after all, and I want it on my desk, warm from the laminator at 5:00 p.m. And if it is one minute late, I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat, and then, on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face."
- Sue from Glee. LOL. Most things she say are just so...you boggle, and then you die laughing.

"Love is not a feeling, Mr. Burns. It's an ability."
- Erm..annoying teenage boyfriend in Dan in Real Life

Harold frantically grabs his lamp! He shook the hell out of it for no apparent reason!

As Harold took a bite of Bavarian sugar cookie, he finally felt as if everything was going to be ok. Sometimes, when we lose ourselves in fear and despair, in routine and constancy, in hopelessness and tragedy, we can thank God for Bavarian sugar cookies. And, fortunately, when there aren't any cookies, we can still find reassurance in a familiar hand on our skin, or a kind and loving gesture, or subtle encouragement, or a loving embrace, or an offer of comfort, not to mention hospital gurneys and nose plugs, an uneaten Danish, soft-spoken secrets, and Fender Stratocasters, and maybe the occasional piece of fiction.

And we must remember that all these things, the nuances, the anomalies, the subtleties, which we assume only accessorize our days, are effective for a much larger and nobler cause. They are here to save our lives. I know the idea seems strange, but I also know that it just so happens to be true. And, so it was, a wristwatch saved Harold Crick.

- Both from Stranger than Fiction

Umm..more than I thought tbh.

I'm trying to decide what to write for Christmas...last year I did a Blades fanfic and I def want to do that again becayse ♥ Chazz and Jimmy, I just need to think of a Christmas story, theme, song, something I can draw from for them. I have scenes in my head I think I can shape and mold to fit any story...I just need a story ._.; Any suggestions?

Also, STEPH, I sent in for an Artist Alley spot for AB. I spazzed and forgot how we were doing it but I applied for a 4 foot space we can share otherwise we may have been scattered across the alley.

...READ A BOOK!

Actually no, my birthday is in a month. So I decided to put a list of things I want here. OMG I AM NOT "LOL EXPECTING" any of this O_O I failed on most birthdays this year with no gift yet or really late, and it looks like unless I have a job, Christmas will be a bomb too x.x So this is just a list incase there's any urge to get me something. *Feels kind of bad putting it up actually*


Arrrrrtttttt!
- Art of my own characters, like my dragons would be awesome. THAT and I would love some art for Cyrus who um..is personal but yea. My characters are all here: http://malkavia.deviantart.com

- Blades of Glory art as usual xDD I just...I LOVE IT. I like my scary folder of teh gay, and I want it to grow out of control. I need more porn, too. People I know of who might be open for commissions are.. http://chutkat.deviantart.com and...idk, redheadsarehot? DOVE ARE YOU OPEN WOULD YOU EVEN DO GAY GUYS. Idk. Can't hurt to ask.

But what would be the king and lord of awesome issssss I really want Jimmy and Chazz keychains from: http://soltian.livejournal.com/81305.html#cutid1
Assuming she is not burried in HW lol. But yea she rocks ♥

Um poses I'd want...idk, I really do need more porn (Jimmy in those thigh high boot things? ;_; yum) and I like the romantic pictures, like with TOUCHING not just staring at each other.

More Blades stuff in general though I own most everything out there...
-I am lacking a scarf that I see sometimes!

Will Ferrell STUFF
- I do not have a Semi-Pro shirt yet...

Mooooovies
- The first Blade movie
- Spawn (nothing animated, the live action movie)
- Zoolander
- Up, if it's out
- Labyrinth on DVD
- School for Scoundrels

And the last thing is tickets to the musical Wicked since it's coming to my region, but I'll ask my parents for those haha.


I was going to rant too but I did a little on AIM and now I feel a bit better, for now anyway. BUT YEA THERE'S PROBABLY A STORM COMING DX