kittybeard: (LASER EYES)
Jack Black's character in The Neverending Story 3:



...EVERYTIME I SEE HIM all I can think of is Puck (from Glee, not my cat).



There's a REALLY disturbing plot bunny in here I almost want to touch, but Neverending Story 3 is a terrible, TERRIBLE, awful, horrible, bad, bad, BAD shitty-ass movie and I'm not a huge fan of Puck.

Still...could a Glee/Neverending Story crossover work?


It's past 3 am..



DERP DERP I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL HUR HUR HUR
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Jenna Fischer is hot. Like really, REALLY hot. You know, Blades of Glory is like...the movie of sexy people. Will Ferrell, Jenna Fischer, Jon Heder with the teeth...

Boring Labor Day. Or is that, relaxing?

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] marianlibrarian

Shipping Meme

Six ships you're into right now.

01 → CHAZZ/JIMMY DUH
02 → Xena/Gabrielle
03 → Finn/Kurt (Glee)
04 → Tenchi/Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
05 → Miguel/Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)
06 → Allen/Terry (The Other Guys)


Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.

Really, I still like these ships, I just don't actively care much..lol.

07 → Shenzi/Scar (THE LION KING LOL)
08 → Jareth the Goblin King/Severus Snape (Labyrinth/Harry Potter)
09 → Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)


Three ships you never liked.

10 → Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
11 → Xena/Ares
12 → Joey/Chandler (Friends)


Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.

13 → Rachel/Quinn (Glee)
14 → Chazz/Stranz

QUESTIONS )
kittybeard: (Jizzed in my Pants)
Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

:D
kittybeard: (Sexy Beasts)
CHELSEA ASKED FOR IT AND BY GOD AND TINY ANGSTY JESUS, I DELIVERED.



BLAME THE ROBOT UNICORN AAAAHHHHHHHHH

chelsea ilu, thanks for a insanely fun and inspiring task ♥♥
kittybeard: (Horton and his Clover)
ONE OF THE BEST PAGES EVER.

http://www.fupenguin.com/

LOL

Nov. 28th, 2009 12:56 pm
kittybeard: (WTF HORSE)
Me: *Waking up*

Keith: You know, you say funny things in your sleep.

Me: Like what?

Keith: I asked you what you wanted my parents to bring you to eat and all you said was "Sanity wolf!"

Me: *Laughs so hard I can't fall back asleep*


..There's this thing on Facebook called INsanity wolf and when you go to it for advice it tells you to do horrible things like kill children and rape sheep. Is THIS what I was thinking about? Seriously brain?
kittybeard: (Ferrellfat)
Hmm. I've been 23 for 12 hours and 10 minutes. ...EXCITING, I KNOW.

It's been a very nice weekend, yesteday I had Keith, Kyle, Joey and Josh over here and we watched movies and played Apples to Apples and it was nice :) Everyone seemed in a good mood. My mom made us all chicken, fries, and corn. But I wasn't feeling to chickeny so I just had fries and corn xD WHICH TOOK ME FOREVER TO EAT LOL.

Um we went out for drinks last night and I enjoyed that. The bars..both that we went to, were fairly empty. Which was good, we got a pool table at Phat Kats and played a couple rounds. Sat and talked some too. Kyle bought me a drink :) My dad picked Keith and I up around 1 am and we went to McDonald's because OH MY GOD I WANTED SHITTY GREASY FOOD LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

Awww Keri just texted me ♥

Anyways, not much today except that it was freakin WARM out, which was weird. I'm also really thirsty. Since alcohol is rather dehydrating, I'm always a thirsty mofo the day after I drink. Night get some water in a bit.

TIL THEN, there is cake in the fridge and a small collection of wrapped birthday presents on the table ^^ Yay!

Edit: OMG MY COUSIN JUST SHOWED UP WITH A FERRELL MOVIE I DO NOT HAVE, HAVEN'T SEEN AND HAVE BARELY EVEN HEARD OF. O_O *EXCITEMENT!*
kittybeard: (Fuck You We're Drunk)
I AM SO DRUNK

I LOVE MAIA

AND I LOVE JESSY

AND I LOVE KERI

AND I LOVE CHELSEA

♥♥♥ ☻

boys won;twalk with us cause they have videogame

MAIA LET'S GO I WANT MICKEY D'S XD


I LOVE CHAZZ

BUT NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY FRIENDS

btw Kevin yiu are cool xD

fuck I'm, s sorry I;m jhust drunk

I want to meet Chelseeaaaaaaa maybe I can make it when she is in NY :3

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