kittybeard

Jack Black's character in The Neverending Story 3:



...EVERYTIME I SEE HIM all I can think of is Puck (from Glee, not my cat).



There's a REALLY disturbing plot bunny in here I almost want to touch, but Neverending Story 3 is a terrible, TERRIBLE, awful, horrible, bad, bad, BAD shitty-ass movie and I'm not a huge fan of Puck.

Still...could a Glee/Neverending Story crossover work?


It's past 3 am..



DERP DERP I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL HUR HUR HUR

Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

:D

ONE OF THE BEST PAGES EVER.

http://www.fupenguin.com/

Hmm. I've been 23 for 12 hours and 10 minutes. ...EXCITING, I KNOW.

It's been a very nice weekend, yesteday I had Keith, Kyle, Joey and Josh over here and we watched movies and played Apples to Apples and it was nice :) Everyone seemed in a good mood. My mom made us all chicken, fries, and corn. But I wasn't feeling to chickeny so I just had fries and corn xD WHICH TOOK ME FOREVER TO EAT LOL.

Um we went out for drinks last night and I enjoyed that. The bars..both that we went to, were fairly empty. Which was good, we got a pool table at Phat Kats and played a couple rounds. Sat and talked some too. Kyle bought me a drink :) My dad picked Keith and I up around 1 am and we went to McDonald's because OH MY GOD I WANTED SHITTY GREASY FOOD LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

Awww Keri just texted me ♥

Anyways, not much today except that it was freakin WARM out, which was weird. I'm also really thirsty. Since alcohol is rather dehydrating, I'm always a thirsty mofo the day after I drink. Night get some water in a bit.

TIL THEN, there is cake in the fridge and a small collection of wrapped birthday presents on the table ^^ Yay!

Edit: OMG MY COUSIN JUST SHOWED UP WITH A FERRELL MOVIE I DO NOT HAVE, HAVEN'T SEEN AND HAVE BARELY EVEN HEARD OF. O_O *EXCITEMENT!*