A boy and his jizz light
Aug. 1st, 2008 12:17 amOKAY. SO i got the script of Blades of Glory in today, and there was a lot of weird things in it xD It's funny, but I don't like the second part.
I am going to copy and paste what I told someone on MSN about it, because that saves time and typage:
It opens with Chazz as a 12 year old practicing movies on the ice at an orphanage, and then Jimmy being a 3 year old trying to copy him, and Chazz just like..talking to him. Then Jimmy's starting outfit i...white pants with a golden sash and then some native american type vest that opens and shows off his chest.
Chazz's outfit is almost the same, he has leopard print pants
Fairchild and Stranz are really disturbing, they have al kinds of frequent ass patting and at one point do pushups over one another wearing barely anything. OH. And Coach is gay and married to an asian guy named Kim.
Oh, LOL my favorite thing...you know in crime shows or whatever, how they have that blacklight that shows "bodily fluids"? Jimmy just like..HAS one of those xD He usues it to check their bunkbeds before getting in. And then later in the story, they actually have freakin CHRISTMAS and after he and Chazz each give each other something, the power goes out so they go to find light. They find Jimmy's blacklight on (..Chazz was using it to play Star Wars which I find adorable and will now obsess over), bring it in Coach's room to find candles, and see spooge EVERYWHERE.
Let's see...there is far too much Katie, that I didn't like. Like when Chazz and Jimmy go to sign up for pairs, Jimmy asks her out right there and she hangs out and watches them train. And she comes by for Christmas and stuff.
The sex addict thing and the meeting Katie in the hotel room are the same. Except Jimmy attacks Chazz instead of just running away.
That was the diffferent part, Chazz didn't leave messages, and Katie was the one that kept calling while Jimmy was out emo-ing in some ice rink. She tracks him down and tells him everything and then says she's in love with him which threw me into a round of swearing.
Chazz gets kidnapped by Stranze like before, only Stranz tries to kill him with a Zamboni. He egst away, they do the mall thing, and he runs out and is going on the ice until he hits an area where it's thin and he can't stop in time so he goes through. Jimmy panics and calls him and apprently his phone ringing is what wakes Chazz up. OH their last routine? Instead of being to Flash's Theme, it's to Journey's "Open Arms".
hey were playing the Katie/Jimmy thing really hard, to the extent that at one point the two go skating and it turns out Katie is really really good and moves well with Jimmy..like they were getting her ready to become Jimmy's skate partner after Chazz.
And in the end instead of getting his ankle broken, Fairchild whips out a gun and SHOOTS Chazz. In the arm, but he still ends up losing a shitton of blood so he has to go away in an ambulance.
Btw I'm immature -

ALSO! Yesterday I got a package I was told would probably never arrive! Found it's been stuck in Vermont since June 20th
WTF!
In that package was:
- Jimmy "signed photo" x 2, with "You need me to glitter your back?" written on it.
- Chazz "signed photo" x 1 with "Lookin's free, but touchin's gonna cost ya" written on it.
- Scorecard that I'm OBSESSED with, Blades on one side, giant 6.0 on the other
- Random Jon Heder photo with reprint signature
- Photo from the movie of them for the Flash Routine
- Two postcards I'll never mail :)
- Mini poster thing that makes me squee
- Jimmy Tigerbeat magazine cover
- A shit ton of clippings about the movie but mostly Jon Heder
I am going to copy and paste what I told someone on MSN about it, because that saves time and typage:
It opens with Chazz as a 12 year old practicing movies on the ice at an orphanage, and then Jimmy being a 3 year old trying to copy him, and Chazz just like..talking to him. Then Jimmy's starting outfit i...white pants with a golden sash and then some native american type vest that opens and shows off his chest.
Chazz's outfit is almost the same, he has leopard print pants
Fairchild and Stranz are really disturbing, they have al kinds of frequent ass patting and at one point do pushups over one another wearing barely anything. OH. And Coach is gay and married to an asian guy named Kim.
Oh, LOL my favorite thing...you know in crime shows or whatever, how they have that blacklight that shows "bodily fluids"? Jimmy just like..HAS one of those xD He usues it to check their bunkbeds before getting in. And then later in the story, they actually have freakin CHRISTMAS and after he and Chazz each give each other something, the power goes out so they go to find light. They find Jimmy's blacklight on (..Chazz was using it to play Star Wars which I find adorable and will now obsess over), bring it in Coach's room to find candles, and see spooge EVERYWHERE.
Let's see...there is far too much Katie, that I didn't like. Like when Chazz and Jimmy go to sign up for pairs, Jimmy asks her out right there and she hangs out and watches them train. And she comes by for Christmas and stuff.
The sex addict thing and the meeting Katie in the hotel room are the same. Except Jimmy attacks Chazz instead of just running away.
That was the diffferent part, Chazz didn't leave messages, and Katie was the one that kept calling while Jimmy was out emo-ing in some ice rink. She tracks him down and tells him everything and then says she's in love with him which threw me into a round of swearing.
Chazz gets kidnapped by Stranze like before, only Stranz tries to kill him with a Zamboni. He egst away, they do the mall thing, and he runs out and is going on the ice until he hits an area where it's thin and he can't stop in time so he goes through. Jimmy panics and calls him and apprently his phone ringing is what wakes Chazz up. OH their last routine? Instead of being to Flash's Theme, it's to Journey's "Open Arms".
hey were playing the Katie/Jimmy thing really hard, to the extent that at one point the two go skating and it turns out Katie is really really good and moves well with Jimmy..like they were getting her ready to become Jimmy's skate partner after Chazz.
And in the end instead of getting his ankle broken, Fairchild whips out a gun and SHOOTS Chazz. In the arm, but he still ends up losing a shitton of blood so he has to go away in an ambulance.
Btw I'm immature -

ALSO! Yesterday I got a package I was told would probably never arrive! Found it's been stuck in Vermont since June 20th
WTF!
In that package was:
- Jimmy "signed photo" x 2, with "You need me to glitter your back?" written on it.
- Chazz "signed photo" x 1 with "Lookin's free, but touchin's gonna cost ya" written on it.
- Scorecard that I'm OBSESSED with, Blades on one side, giant 6.0 on the other
- Random Jon Heder photo with reprint signature
- Photo from the movie of them for the Flash Routine
- Two postcards I'll never mail :)
- Mini poster thing that makes me squee
- Jimmy Tigerbeat magazine cover
- A shit ton of clippings about the movie but mostly Jon Heder