Chazz slept with him and her, and well - all of THEM

So one of the icons I have on here not made by me is a Blades one from the alternate scenes. It's got this part where Jimmy and Chazz are doing pushups, Jimmy is doing them normal and Chazz is like...humping the ground lol. Which is nomrally giggle-worthy but for some stange reason on this Mac he is humping at an ABNORMALLY FAST SPEED and Jimmy is like *UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT* And omfg it's cracking me up XDDDD THEY'RE GOING TOO FAST WTF. *Uses it* Maybe other people can see this insane push up/hump speed. and it JUST KEEPS LOOPING *DIES*

It's great how insanely funny something becomes when you just speed it up

Uhm..what other weird things am I amused by? Well this girl here in the critic office was talking to her friend and they got on the topic of their friend who apparently can't keep himself from blabbing stuff out (apparently this guy was in the library with said girl and randomly was like "GOD YOU'RE SO HOT!!!!" and it became uncomfortable xD).. And then they go on about the guy having a small fan club of girls and girls always want to sleep with him and blah blah...their friend's name? Chazz XD I almost died during my eavesdropping. IT'S THE VERMONT VERSION OF HIM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I need something new to think about. ... *Resists*

In other news, I hate brine shrimp and they hate me, the little fuckers keep dying. I'll get back at them by eating them, that's the Keith way.

I swear to God the humping sped up.

I want to write a wonderfully fruity Blades story and give them lipses and have them crossdress at an Elton John concert and call it "Blades of FAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOOOOOOUUUS!!!!!"

Oh yea Elton John is playing in VT this year for the FIRST TIME EVER. Mom and I are having dad order tickets, I hope we can get them. It's kinda limited and they'll go fast. I'm not a big fan, but he does some good music and I have a feeling it would be a big thing and hell - I've never been to a concernt and this way my parents pay and such xD There will probably be a looot of gay people.

OMG KATHY STOP FOCUSING ON GAY PEOPLE FOR HALF A SECOND. JESUS CHRIST. I'M WORSE THAN USUAL TODAY.

Tonight I'mma drive to Burlington and watch naked people run around. It's UVM'S naked race..thing! WHOOOO!!!!! I can't wait xDDD It'll be cold, all the dudes will be small.

One of my guy friends threatened to show me his penis last night. I was like "BRING IT ON!!!!!" so he didn't xDDD

Jesus Jiminy fucking crickets, this entry has all been gay people and nudity..with a little bit of brine shrimp tossed in. *Pitcures it* GODDAMMIT.

Well, at least I am in a better mood than I woke up in.