What rhymes with "painful erection"?

JERICHO = LOVE. ...Sure went off like 3 and a half hours ago but DAMN I LOVE IT. Thank God it's back ;_; ..It started last week but I was a MORON and caught only the second half hour. And I call myself a fan.

I dunno if the show is on DVD yet, the first season, but I want it so, so bad. It's the best damn show CBS has right now IMO. Jake is also so cute with his hair and his scruffy looks OMFG I'd do him. Not as hard as Chazz or Xena mind you, but I'd do him all the same.

I almost forgot to share the WEIRD dream I had last night. See I was in my house and felt a BURNING desire to go watch the Producers. Except somehow I was gonna see it acted out on my lawn, cause it's magically summertime.. So I go outside and there's that guy....you know..Borat, French dude in Talladega nights..it's Sacha Cohen Baron right? Looking like the race car driver character. Anyway so we started doing the tango for some strange reason and then he starts GRABBING MY BOOBS. He's like "It's all right, I'm gay" so I was like "Oh, kay, s'cool" and he is like under my shirt at this point and we start making out against my house right under the windows to my room and I'm like "It's okay, we're in a movie and he's gay."

Talladega Nights what have you done to me.

Um..shit...I had more to say.

Oh we went looking for deer for lab. I had to put on snowshoes. They were kinda weird so I watched one guy put on his first and was a little behind. When I started doing mine Mike appeared next to me out of NOWHERE, did all my snowshow straps for me despite me saying I could do them myself, and then he poked me in the stomach and walked away O_o I have the ..weirdest teacher xD

We were out there a bit, saw deer poop and plants and YAY. When we got back I meant to finish IDing this shrew as an assignment..I did part of it on Friday. Well it's lucky I wrote down the info because when I went to look at the dead shrew OMFG the thing smelled to high heaven and I didn't even take him out of the back. He was all rotting and nasty and SHIT. I avoided the part of the key with the teeth, looking at and smelling that thing made me feel nauseous. It would be fine if he were kept in the freezer or somewhere cool, but the museum is really warm and so it was pretty nasty. He should have been put in the freezer over the weekend. Oh well. Not much I could do :/


I came home and tralalalalalalalalaaaLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Cause that made sense. Sent off for the BoG digital press kit. ..Ooh I should see if there's anything new on Ebay xD


NO. NO BAD KATHY. YOU NEED MONEY FOR THE WEEKEND.

...Baltimore and Emily in 2 days, you sexy beasts. Be aware.

I also wrote a bad poem tonight. Cute, but bad. Oh well. I need something to read tomorrow in class. It;s awful and I think they'll think I'm a moron but I don't have to see any of them for 2 weeks after due to break so maybe they'll all forget this is a really long sentence because I'm really nervous about my dumb poem :D

x.x

I WANT TO SLEEP WITH CHAZZ SO HARD.

But Chazz only wants to sleep with Jimmy. JIMMY WHY WON'T YOU SHARE!!!! *SOB*

..On a lighter note Keri's making me a layout :3 So I will owe her SOMETHING shortly (even if it was offered free xD)

EDIT: OMG I FOUND THE OTHER BLADES CD, THE SCORE. I HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK BUT I FOUND THE SCORE.
*Adds it to watch* I dunno if I should splurge...if it's there tomorrow at 1, I'm buying it. xD