kittybeard: (Jizzed in my Pants)
Today Keith and I celebrate 9 years together! Go us! :D We have total bragging rights! xDD

We also saw a parade today for Bennington Battle Day. It was okay. Got some candy out of it.

I'm feeling unusually social xDDD Like, I can't wait for Rachel to come over later to watch The Last Unicorn and I'm almost DOUBLY excited to see if Owl still wants to get phone-drunk tonight LOL.

AND AND I HAVE TIME TO WATCH BLADES OF GLORY AFTER I GET OFF THE COMPUTER :D Keith is off buying dinner stuffs. See, for the weekend I proposed we cook each other dinner. Yesterday I made spaghetti which I HATE WITH A PASSION FUCK YOU SPAGHETTI. Buuuut since I hate it we never have it and so I decided to make it for him. So tonight I get Potato bacon cheddar soup ♥ Also I bought him beer yesterday so I got a Coolata from him today!

AN EXAMPLE OF WHY WE WORK GOOD TOGETHER, spoken as we walked back from the pet store:

Me: My fantasies of me and Chazz have to be sandwiched by Jimmy/Chazz fantasies so I don't feel guilty.
Keith: I don't know if I want to do her in the vag or the ass.
Me: And it makes no sense, if Chazz is getting Jimmy ass he wouldn't downgrade to me I mean...Jimmy's ASS!
Keith: I'll do her from behind so she can't talk to me.
Me: Of course, the bonus of Jimmy and Chazz together is that I get to watch-
Keith: I'll stop if you stop.
Me: Okay.

:D
kittybeard: (Ferrellfat)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KEEEITH OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG HE'S OLDER NOW.

POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM.

♥♥♥♥


...

30 Day Meme:

Day 16 → A song that makes you cry (or nearly)

Have a soppy Christmas type song:

Same Old Lang Syne

I know it's depressing (THOUGHT NOT AS MUCH AS MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS SHOES WHAT A FUCKING STOOPID MSBGGBSDMGSDFM BSDGB) but it's one of my faves ^^

LOL

Nov. 28th, 2009 12:56 pm
kittybeard: (WTF HORSE)
Me: *Waking up*

Keith: You know, you say funny things in your sleep.

Me: Like what?

Keith: I asked you what you wanted my parents to bring you to eat and all you said was "Sanity wolf!"

Me: *Laughs so hard I can't fall back asleep*


..There's this thing on Facebook called INsanity wolf and when you go to it for advice it tells you to do horrible things like kill children and rape sheep. Is THIS what I was thinking about? Seriously brain?

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