kittybeard: (Default)
I just laughed so hard at the dumbest shit.

Has anyone here been on Omegel? It's like a chat service where you just get thrown into a chat with one other random person. All it says for their name is "stranger". Most people greet with "durr ASL?" or "hey jerkin off send me pics". This one...

Stranger: Blaine?

Me: Kurt?

Stranger: It's me!

Me: Hey!!

*so amused right now*
kittybeard: (Jimmykiss)
Okay, so here is one of the stories I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] queer_fest. I wrote 2, I'm not sure how I feel about the other one so I only put it on the community itself. This one I worked on pretty hard though and I like it.

I SAY THIS STUFF AS IF MY FLIST IS GONNA READ. I've said this before, I know I'm posting for like...not a dead fandom, but a freakin quiet one so sometimes I wonder if I just look st00pid.

Here is my prompt: any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.

I chose it for the challenge. I'm far from asexual, Chazz is even FARTHER so~ Had someone read over this because I didn't want it to come off as insulting accidentally or some shit.

FOR THE RECORD I REALLY THINK JIMMY COULD BE EITHER WAY, I JUST PREFER THE WAY WITH CHAZZ'S HAIRY SACK BANGING AGAINST HIS ASS LOL HAVE THAT VISUAL.


Title: They EXIST!?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xenafox
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing/characters: Jimmy/Chazz
Rating: Hard R?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLADES OF GLORY. Or Jimmy and Chazz. And unfortunately not Will Ferrell.
Prompt:
any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.
Summary: Jimmy doesn't want to have sex and CHAZZ DOESN'T GET IT.
Warnings: Um...idk. I wouldn't say the parts I wrote that do involve sexual stuffs are porn, they really aren't that graphic. Buuut...*flail* JUST KNOW that there is some description, given the nature of the fic and well, CHAZZ.
Author's Notes: Nothing really. Again I am def not asexual and I'm really sorry if I got anything warped or wrong or whatever. I asked for some opinions from friends who do identify this way and there was research, but, you know.

Beta'd by my lovely friend [livejournal.com profile] invderlava

There are just some concepts that sex addicts DON'T. GET. )
kittybeard: (LASER EYES)
Jack Black's character in The Neverending Story 3:



...EVERYTIME I SEE HIM all I can think of is Puck (from Glee, not my cat).



There's a REALLY disturbing plot bunny in here I almost want to touch, but Neverending Story 3 is a terrible, TERRIBLE, awful, horrible, bad, bad, BAD shitty-ass movie and I'm not a huge fan of Puck.

Still...could a Glee/Neverending Story crossover work?


It's past 3 am..



DERP DERP I LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE ORIGINAL HUR HUR HUR
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
I HAD AN URGE. To write established relationship sorta fluff. All because I listened to a goddamn French song. (so i can safely blame this on [livejournal.com profile] jmie). But I needed there to be more meat to it.

So I tackled a Jimmy-Chazz relationship issue. I'm sure they have em. Chazz is afterall a BIG MANLY MAN and probably ain't into everything Jimmy is.

NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

Okay, here we go xD

Title: Stupid Boat Ride (...XD yea, idk. It will make sense!)
Wordcount: 5059
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13. NO SEX SRY.
Summary: Chazz has to find a way to deal with the things that Jimmy likes.

Clever fic quote goes here )
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Jenna Fischer is hot. Like really, REALLY hot. You know, Blades of Glory is like...the movie of sexy people. Will Ferrell, Jenna Fischer, Jon Heder with the teeth...

Boring Labor Day. Or is that, relaxing?

Stolen from [livejournal.com profile] marianlibrarian

Shipping Meme

Six ships you're into right now.

01 → CHAZZ/JIMMY DUH
02 → Xena/Gabrielle
03 → Finn/Kurt (Glee)
04 → Tenchi/Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
05 → Miguel/Tulio (The Road to El Dorado)
06 → Allen/Terry (The Other Guys)


Three ships you liked, but don't anymore.

Really, I still like these ships, I just don't actively care much..lol.

07 → Shenzi/Scar (THE LION KING LOL)
08 → Jareth the Goblin King/Severus Snape (Labyrinth/Harry Potter)
09 → Kyo/Tohru (Fruits Basket)


Three ships you never liked.

10 → Harry/Draco (Harry Potter)
11 → Xena/Ares
12 → Joey/Chandler (Friends)


Two ships you're curious about, but don't actually ship.

13 → Rachel/Quinn (Glee)
14 → Chazz/Stranz

QUESTIONS )
kittybeard: (All I Ever Wanted)
Man. I NEVER post fic on my LJ...and I rarely ever write it for the public anymore anyway. It's either for me, or as a gift, or in one case, a project.

Posting this where you all can read it makes me nervous but...you know what? It's a stupid worry xD Most of you who would find this dumb aren't going to read it anyway!!

SO

Title: Something More
Fandom: Blades of Glory. THIS IS ALL I WRITE.
Pairing: Jimmy/Chazz hurr hrr.
Warnings:: VERY GAY.
Rating: PG-13 for langauge, sexual situations
Wordcount: 5797
Summary/REASON: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest . My prompt was as follows:

Any fandom, any character, The character could come out, but doesn't want to; he or she would rather be seen as someone who does well at his or her occupation, or a brave person, or a creative person, rather than being seen as an LGBT person being good at his/her job, an LGBT person being brave, or an LGBT person being creative.

So I ran with it, and not sure I did it right according to the comm, but Jimmy and Chazz are in an established relationship, and it's hard when one partner wants to come out and the other DOESN'T.

An onto le fic! )
kittybeard: (Balls of Fire)
After my hella grouchy entry, I almost feel required to post this.

Incidentally, the only time I looked around the comp and at the newest episode of the Simpsons on Sunday night was...JUST in time to see this. LOL.

Photobucket
kittybeard: (Starburst)
Making an entry while my pan heats up JUST to say I AM A FUCKWIT I think about Blades of Glory every day yet forgot to wish it happy release date...birthday like 2 days ago, argh.

*FAILS* MAY JIMMY AND CHAZZ BE SEXY FOREVER!!
kittybeard: (Sexy Beasts)
CHELSEA ASKED FOR IT AND BY GOD AND TINY ANGSTY JESUS, I DELIVERED.



BLAME THE ROBOT UNICORN AAAAHHHHHHHHH

chelsea ilu, thanks for a insanely fun and inspiring task ♥♥

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