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kittybeard: (WILD TIGERRR)
2011-12-24 11:07 pm

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY BABIES

This picture could be better. BUT I HAVE NO TIME OR ENERGY TO TRY AGAIN.

So yes this year's pic:

Photobucket


NOW TIME FOR SILLINESS :D :D :D :D :D
kittybeard: (Starburst)
2011-12-24 04:09 am
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CHREEESTMAS

JUST WAITING FOR SHIT TO LOAD. So I know when exactly to submit my T&B SS :D

IT'S 4 AM. My brother has been here an hour.

The Christmas tree in the living room is surrounded by presents, an old trainset of my dad's, and a BUNCH of holiday stuffed animals.

IT'S FUCKING AWESOME. Like a Hallmark card, but gayer because Nick likes to put the reindeer in compromising positions....

8D
kittybeard: (Bite Me)
2011-12-21 07:00 pm

Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day!

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Have to wonder if LJ timed this on purpose.

The only rant I got right now if how much I fucking loathe paying for LJ right now when they turn around and give us these "lol changes~". I really really don't want to see the deaths of certain communities that kiiiind of fucking depended on something as simple as a subject line. No, really, it's a big part of it. I've seen some users being like "lol it's just a subject line I didn't use it get over it!!!"

Well, that's nice, if it didn't bother you than surely you don't mind people wanting it back. For fuck's sake.

I use Tumblr more anyway, and while I don't like leaving people behind I really don't want to stick with LJ if these changes stay. The pros do not outnumber the cons.

And I can't help but bitch about the fact I'm on dialup at home this weekend and I wonder how much of LJ I'll even be able to load. Prooobably won't even be able to select an icon lol.

Thanks assholes.
kittybeard: (Headhug)
2011-09-03 05:30 pm
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R.I.P.

Today, Louie, my leopard gecko, died.

He was at least 12 and I owned him since 2004.

Very sad. I will miss him.
kittybeard: (Skittlecrotch)
2011-08-27 01:10 am

LOL

"He wouldn't castrate him. That would be too nice."

SOME OF THESE WORDS

SHOULD NOT BE TOGETHER
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-08-16 04:52 am

*DEAD*

"SO DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HIS SWEET ASS OR WHAT?"
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Well, I’ve had a lot of time to think about this.

I’ve come to the conclusion that no, I don’t. My reasoning isn’t because his ass isn’t sweet nor desirable, but it’s because I would completely ruin the moment by being me.

He’d be expecting some romantic and tender love making, and I’d trip over my trousers and hit my head on the edge of his dresser on my way over to him. He’d then have to dress himself once more and rush me to the hospital.


THIS IS WHY IT'S 5 AM AND I'M STILL UP.
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-07-20 11:16 pm
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Pfffffffft xD

I just laughed so hard at the dumbest shit.

Has anyone here been on Omegel? It's like a chat service where you just get thrown into a chat with one other random person. All it says for their name is "stranger". Most people greet with "durr ASL?" or "hey jerkin off send me pics". This one...

Stranger: Blaine?

Me: Kurt?

Stranger: It's me!

Me: Hey!!

*so amused right now*
kittybeard: (Sexy Beasts)
2011-07-16 10:35 am

WILL FERRELL'S BIIIIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WILL FERRELL WHO WILL NEVER SEE THIS BUT OMGGGGGG I NEED TO POST IT UP ANYWAY.

TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES MORE :D
kittybeard: (Skittlecrotch)
2011-07-16 02:33 am

Fucking bots

These AIM bots are popping up a lot more..

But they are fun to play with )
kittybeard: (Starburst)
2011-07-15 03:46 am

AVADA KADABRA!!!

FFFFFFFFFF

HARRY POTTER. I GOT OUT OF THE MIDNIGHT SHOWING ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND I AM SO FUCKING HYPER RIGHT NOW. It's past 3 am so I'mma have to swallow a melatonin to get to bed I think xD; Or just drink vodka and sit still. Nah. Lol.

I'm going to cut for anything spoilerific, though I think most people on my list (who are going) have read the book. Although there are always differences between book and movie so maybe still spoilers.

I always wanted to use that spell! )
kittybeard: (Awwwww)
2011-07-04 11:20 pm

158

OMG THIS IS SO RETARDED WHO HASN'T SEEN THIS MANY FILMS.

I have had some vodka so no real entry I just wanna do this xD

"SUPPOSEDLY if you've seen over 85 films, you have no life(yea cause apparently going to the theater/hanging out at home with friends having some treats with a movie isn't life). Mark the ones you've seen. There are 239 films on this list. Copy this list, post to your LJ/DW and paste this as a note. Then, put +'s next to the films you've seen, add them up, and use your number as the header"

stupid shitty list needs more ferrell )
kittybeard: (Balls of Fire)
2011-06-30 04:02 am

TONIGHT YEA BABY

klnnsen I HAVE WANTED TO MAKE THIS VIDEO FOR A MONTH. Not Megamind, did a Blades one because I think the song fits like an XL condom on Chazz's dick.



It's 4 am. I was very tired at work today and doing this tonight. *Whimpers and hauls tail off to bed*
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-06-28 03:41 am

(no subject)

I'm back from Anthrocooooooon

I had teh FUN

Now for the PCD D:

More tomorrow.
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-06-15 03:33 am

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff



I saw this last night and I laugh so hard at it I can no longer function
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-06-11 10:31 pm

Art art art

Live streaming art. And I have vodka! And a mic as usual, so tell me if you hear nothing.

http://www.livestream.com/chazzfox
kittybeard: (Jimmykiss)
2011-06-07 04:07 am

Hey, haven't posted this in a while.

Okay, so here is one of the stories I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] queer_fest. I wrote 2, I'm not sure how I feel about the other one so I only put it on the community itself. This one I worked on pretty hard though and I like it.

I SAY THIS STUFF AS IF MY FLIST IS GONNA READ. I've said this before, I know I'm posting for like...not a dead fandom, but a freakin quiet one so sometimes I wonder if I just look st00pid.

Here is my prompt: any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.

I chose it for the challenge. I'm far from asexual, Chazz is even FARTHER so~ Had someone read over this because I didn't want it to come off as insulting accidentally or some shit.

FOR THE RECORD I REALLY THINK JIMMY COULD BE EITHER WAY, I JUST PREFER THE WAY WITH CHAZZ'S HAIRY SACK BANGING AGAINST HIS ASS LOL HAVE THAT VISUAL.


Title: They EXIST!?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] xenafox
Fandom: Blades of Glory
Pairing/characters: Jimmy/Chazz
Rating: Hard R?
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN BLADES OF GLORY. Or Jimmy and Chazz. And unfortunately not Will Ferrell.
Prompt:
any characters, a romantic asexual and a sexual try to negotiate a relationship that works for them both.
Summary: Jimmy doesn't want to have sex and CHAZZ DOESN'T GET IT.
Warnings: Um...idk. I wouldn't say the parts I wrote that do involve sexual stuffs are porn, they really aren't that graphic. Buuut...*flail* JUST KNOW that there is some description, given the nature of the fic and well, CHAZZ.
Author's Notes: Nothing really. Again I am def not asexual and I'm really sorry if I got anything warped or wrong or whatever. I asked for some opinions from friends who do identify this way and there was research, but, you know.

Beta'd by my lovely friend [livejournal.com profile] invderlava

There are just some concepts that sex addicts DON'T. GET. )
kittybeard: (Default)
2011-05-23 02:55 pm
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LOL?

I did a mass upload of art on DA last night, and someone left a comment on my profile saying something like "you made it to QAN". QAN stands for Quit Art Now.

And then they posted the pic I drew on their little blogspot (it's the pink dog and the corgidile with mugs of coffee) and made fun of it - http://quitartnow2.blogspot.com/?zx=e74dc41f6010c3d9

I don't know if I should be mad or "yay free publicity"?
kittybeard: (Awwwww)
2011-05-09 09:37 pm

Man date

I are bad fan, I did not know this occurred til I saw F!S today.



Never stop Will, NEVER FUCKING STOP XD
kittybeard: (Underpants + Belly :D)
2011-05-07 01:47 am

Holy...

This week offered me things smothered in chocolate and well...

Something I saw on Conan and almost didn't dare to believe

BUT IT'S REAL



My life is a better place now.