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Aug. 16th, 2011 04:52 am
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"SO DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HIS SWEET ASS OR WHAT?"
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Well, I’ve had a lot of time to think about this.

I’ve come to the conclusion that no, I don’t. My reasoning isn’t because his ass isn’t sweet nor desirable, but it’s because I would completely ruin the moment by being me.

He’d be expecting some romantic and tender love making, and I’d trip over my trousers and hit my head on the edge of his dresser on my way over to him. He’d then have to dress himself once more and rush me to the hospital.


THIS IS WHY IT'S 5 AM AND I'M STILL UP.

Date: 2011-08-17 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] divineprankster.livejournal.com
LOL what is this, it's hilarious

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